There's no easy way out

heythatsmytoast:

Obviously, no one ships RDJude more than RDJ himself. 

• Man 1:  But I'm not Gay!
• Man 2:  Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
• Man 1:  but I'm not!
• Man 2:  IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
• Man 1:  honestly?
• Man 2:  THOR OR LOKI!
• Man 1:  probably Iron Man.
• Man 2:  SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
• Man 1:  yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
• Man 2:  ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
• Man 1:  well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
• Man 2:  oh yeah..
• Man 1:  and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
• Random Woman:  EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
•  *awkward silence*
• Man 2:  ...and you said you werent gay!

thegypsymare:

window on Flickr.

horseriderproblems:

Ok wow…

chibisokka:

frankly I’d like to know what happened to the emperor’s previous groove

thedeeface:

liquornspice:

moniquill:

Posted because I need this. I’m kind of literally angry with rage at the shit I’m seeing tonight.

I need this. Cannot un-tense my neck muscles. Headache getting worse, ugh :(

Emergency blog kitten for anyone who needs!